Belgian politician promises 40,000 blow jobs

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Belgian politician promises 40,000 blow jobs

40,000 Blowjobs - Tania Derveaux
11 May, 2007 Naked People by Leroy Brown



Politics are much more interesting in Belgium. Here in the US, we have debates over various issues, whether they are taxes, the war in Iraq, terrorism, foreign policy, whatever. Serious issues to be sure, but quite honestly not particularly interesting.

Over in Belgium, the NEE party is a bit fed up with the other candidates. Several parties have made some outlandish promises for job opportunities. There’s nothing worse than politicians making promises they can’t keep. So in response, the NEE party started a campaign, in which one of the candidates, a certain Tania Derveaux, posed naked, and promised 400,000 new jobs to her country. In case you didn’t catch on, the campaign is a parody, and designed to get attention.

Get attention it did. Hundreds of people emailed Tania, and said they would prefer to get 400,000 blowjobs instead. Tania was afraid of doing permanent damage to her jaw, as 400,000 is certainly an awful lot of blowjobs. As a compromise, Tania Derveaux has decided to give 40,000 blowjobs to further her party’s cause. To accomplish this, Tania would tour the world for 500 days non-stop, giving an impressive 80 blowjobs per day.

For those whose wives wouldn’t approve of recieving a blowjob from a Belgian politician, you also have the choice of recieving it virtually, via Second Life.

If you’re interested in receiving a blowjob from Tania, you’ll click on the aptly-titled button that looks like this:

You’ll then be brought to the Blowjob Request Form. Indeed, the NEE party has written up quite the set of rules for this program. From #2 in the TOS:

The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

And of course, part of number 3 -

Any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service

Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

And remember, submitting several applications will not results in more blowjobs.

A party flyer below:

Translation:
I want You
To warn that political more is than indulgences in navel-gazing
Some things just don’t translate well into other languages.

40,000 Blowjobs - Tania Derveaux
NEE: Index
NEE: Blowjob Request Form

http://news.de.msn.com/panorama/Arti...mentid=4941941

[Menydh]

Well, if you ever thought about going into politics you might think again. Looks like a hard and tiring job.

[Susi]

I just died a little inside...

[Sergius]

You failed to get on the 40,000 list?

[Franze]

I think that it´s a joke, it´s too much!

[Crvena zvezda]

Originally Posted by Peter

I think that it´s a joke, it´s too much!

I agree. Especially given that she has the right to refusal. I gauarantee the majority of people who show up for this will be rejected. since it's probably going to be pathetic old men or pathetic ugly men period or pathetic fat men.

[Menydh]

Also, after the first performances it is her who should be rejected by applicants on the grounds of hygiene.

[Crvena zvezda]

I wonder if she knows oral sex has been linked to throat cancer (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6639461.stm):


Oral sex linked to throat cancer

Scientists looked at tissue samples from patients

A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.
The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners.
But experts said a larger study was needed to confirm the findings.
HPV infection is the cause of the majority of cervical cancers, and 80% of sexually active women can expect to have an HPV infection at some point in their lives.
It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer


Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza, study author


The Johns Hopkins study took blood and saliva from 100 men and women newly diagnosed with oropharyngeal cancer which affects the throat, tonsils and back of the tongue.
They also asked questions about sex practices and other risk factors for the disease, such as family history.
Those who had evidence of prior oral HPV infection had a 32-fold increased risk of throat cancer.
HPV16 - one of the most common cancer-causing strains of the virus - was present in the tumours of 72% of cancer patients in the study.
Risk factors
There was no added risk for people infected with HPV who also smoked and drank alcohol, suggesting the virus itself is driving the risk of the cancer.
Oral sex was said to be the main mode of transmission of HPV but the researchers said mouth-to-mouth transmission, for example through kissing, could not be ruled out.
Most HPV infections clear with little or no symptoms but a small percentage of people who acquired high-risk strains may develop a cancer, the researchers added.
Study author Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza said: "It is important for health care providers to know that people without the traditional risk factors of tobacco and alcohol use can nevertheless be at risk of oropharyngeal cancer."
Co-researcher Dr Maura Gillison said previous research by the team had suggested there was a strong link.
But she added: "People should be reassured that oropharyngeal cancer is relatively uncommon and the overwhelming majority of people with an oral HPV infection probably will not get throat cancer."
A vaccine which protects against cervical cancer caused by HPV strains 6, 11, 16 and 18, and also against genital warts is available and the researchers said the study provided a rationale for vaccinating both girls and boys.
But whether the vaccine would protect against oral HPV infection is not yet known.
Dr Julie Sharp, science information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: "There is conflicting evidence about the role of HPV, and this rare type of mouth cancer. "As this was a small study, further research is needed to confirm these observations." "We know that after age, the main causes of mouth cancer are smoking or chewing tobacco or betel nut, and drinking too much alcohol."

[Susi]

Oh the irony if this occurs..

[Strengthandhonour]

well fair deal then..
40,000 guys get blowjobs and once she is done she dies of cancer and she gets replaced.