Humor: Dialectizer

[Corvin]

Try at the page:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

to put the address of your favourite web site, together with the dialect that you need.

Example: Redneck dialect:


Welcome t'th' Stirpes.Eff'n this hyar is yer fust visit, be sho'nuff t'check out th' FAQ by clickin' th' link above. Yo' may hafta register befo'e yo' kin post: click th' register link above t'proceed, cuss it all t' tarnation. To start viewin' messages, seleck th' fo'um thet yer hankerin' t'viset fum th' seleckshun below.

Try www.adl.org
www.cnn.com

Enjoy

[Blood Axis]

Sounds too +familiar+
Howdy, y'all...yeeeehaaaaw!!!

[Nerthus]

Dis be supuh' waaay coo'. Now all de waaay coo' dudes in de hood kin dig it too!

If dis be yo' fust visit, be sho' man t'check out da damn FAQ by clickin' de link above. You's may gots'ta register befo'e ya' kin post, dig dis: click de regista' link above t'proceed. To start viewin' messages, select da damn fo'um dat ya' wanna visit fum de selecshun below, so cut me some slack, Jack.

[Gil]

Ehehe, the swedish chef is great:

Velcume-a tu zee Sturpes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Iff thees is yuoor furst feesit, be-a soore-a tu check oooot zee FEQ by cleecking zee leenk ebufe-a. Yuoo mey hefe-a tu regeester beffure-a yuoo cun pust: cleeck zee regeester leenk ebufe-a tu pruceed. Bork bork bork! Tu stert feeooing messeges, select zee furoom thet yuoo vunt tu feesit frum zee selecshun beloo.

Hacker:

welc0me tOt he stur;pes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~
if this si Your first viit, be sure toc heXOr 0ut tehf qa by clXi0rinG teh link a0vw... yoU /\/\ay ahVe to register befroe u can post: cl1X0r teh registeR link above to proceed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ to start eviw1ng meSsages, selec tthe forum that u waqnt To visit from t3hs eelcti0n below!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ UYO UARE LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~

Pig Latin:
Elcomeway otay ethay Irpesstay.
Ifyay isthay isyay youray irstfay isitvay, ebay uresay otay eckchay outyay ethay AQFAY ybay ickingclay ethay inklay aboveyay. Youay aymay avehay otay egisterray eforebay youay ancay ostpay: ickclay ethay egisterray inklay aboveyay otay oceedpray. Otay artstay iewingvay essagesmay, electsay ethay orumfay atthay youay antway otay isitvay omfray ethay electionsay elowbay.

[Blood Axis]

Originally Posted by Manji

Ehehe, the swedish chef is great:

Velcume-a tu zee Sturpes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Iff thees is yuoor furst feesit, be-a soore-a tu check oooot zee FEQ by cleecking zee leenk ebufe-a. Yuoo mey hefe-a tu regeester beffure-a yuoo cun pust: cleeck zee regeester leenk ebufe-a tu pruceed. Bork bork bork! Tu stert feeooing messeges, select zee furoom thet yuoo vunt tu feesit frum zee selecshun beloo.

Hacker:

welc0me tOt he stur;pes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~
if this si Your first viit, be sure toc heXOr 0ut tehf qa by clXi0rinG teh link a0vw... yoU /\/\ay ahVe to register befroe u can post: cl1X0r teh registeR link above to proceed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ to start eviw1ng meSsages, selec tthe forum that u waqnt To visit from t3hs eelcti0n below!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ UYO UARE LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~

Pig Latin:
Elcomeway otay ethay Irpesstay.
Ifyay isthay isyay youray irstfay isitvay, ebay uresay otay eckchay outyay ethay AQFAY ybay ickingclay ethay inklay aboveyay. Youay aymay avehay otay egisterray eforebay youay ancay ostpay: ickclay ethay egisterray inklay aboveyay otay oceedpray. Otay artstay iewingvay essagesmay, electsay ethay orumfay atthay youay antway otay isitvay omfray ethay electionsay elowbay.

This is just great!