"Operation Infinite Purity"-White House Against Masturbation

**Alkman** · #1 (**permalink**) Sunday, March 27th, 2005

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

ÅnÐReS · #2 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

I wonder if they will be successfull, coming from the White House you know...

Ekwanakt · #3 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

After the heroic bombing of women and children in Iraq and in Afghanistan, SuperBush is preparing for a new war:

SuperBush against the masturbation!

(and we can hear the song of "He-Man and the Masters of Universe", the almost unknown film)

***Blood Axis*** · #4 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

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Furthermore, Operation Infinite Purity makes clitoridectomies mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery won't just be for females! Castration for adult males will become the standard punitive measure for repeat masturbatory offenders.

Mommy!!!!!!!!

***Blood Axis*** · #5 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

Ekwanakt · #6 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

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Furthermore, Operation Infinite Purity makes clitoridectomies mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery won't just be for females! Castration for adult males will become the standard punitive measure for repeat masturbatory offenders.

But did SuperBush go to war against Afghanistan to fight the women discrimation in here? Did SuperBush entourage finance campaigns in Islamic world against infibulations and other barbaries against women!

And now he makes this thing!

Nerthus · #7 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

Relax, people, apparently this website is not serious.

ÅnÐReS · #8 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

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Originally Posted by Aeternitas

Relax, people, apparently this website is not serious.

Really?? No s***!

Nerthus · #9 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

I wouldn't have been surprised if they were serious, you know

ÅnÐReS · #10 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

Got it. But how can that be serious anyway?

Nerthus · #11 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

Dubya generally has a rather strange definition of seriousness.

Would this have been more successful, perhaps?

ÅnÐReS · #12 (**permalink**) Monday, April 25th, 2005

I don't like cats. I prefer dogs.

Ekwanakt · #13 (**permalink**) Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

So, if we masturbate we kill the kittens, but if the women masturbate, at least we have some puppies more.

The thread evolves so: are you a cat lover or a dog lover?

And finally: why only the women?

**Marcus Marulus** · #14 (**permalink**) Monday, January 21st, 2008

This was clearly a joke.

I don't see why masturbation should interest anyone or why it should be actively fought against.

But some operation against mental masturbation, wherewith the whole modern society is full, would be more than welcome.

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