The fatal consequences of masturbation

[Breogan]

:-o :d

[Breogan]

Which reminds me that I have to visit the Ophthalmologist!

[Susi]

._.

I guess my vision is fine then.

[Kernunnos]

Deadly wrong. All this happens going to bed with moslem and negroes. Masturbaton is healthy as long as the object of it are sane persons of the same race and different sex as you.

[Marcus Marulus]

Some say you lose strength and energy by doing that...

I think it's BS.

[ewald steiner]

Masturbation is noxious. It is not natural. Nature takes care of the physiological functions of the body by nocturnal emissions, if a suitable outlet is unavailable. Whether the paractice will blind or deform you, I don't know. I don't recall seeing evidence to support such claims.

The mere thought that triggers the act of masturbation is in itself negative. The mind its a wonderful thing and if it can be kept occupied with constructive practicalitites, it simply sinks to the lowest common denominator which is " not knowing what to do with onself". Observing chimps in captivity, one can see them flagellating their organ in moments of sheer boredom and deperation. Poor apes, unable to swing from vine to vine and flex their muscles and flap their arms, in captivitiy they resort to flap their penises to relieve them for their boredom.

[Breydel]

Originally Posted by ewald steiner

Masturbation is noxious. It is not natural. Nature takes care of the physiological functions of the body by nocturnal emissions, if a suitable outlet is unavailable. Whether the paractice will blind or deform you, I don't know. I don't recall seeing evidence to support such claims.

The mere thought that triggers the act of masturbation is in itself negative. The mind its a wonderful thing and if it can be kept occupied with constructive practicalitites, it simply sinks to the lowest common denominator which is " not knowing what to do with onself". Observing chimps in captivity, one can see them flagellating their organ in moments of sheer boredom and deperation. Poor apes, unable to swing from vine to vine and flex their muscles and flap their arms, in captivitiy they resort to flap their penises to relieve them for their boredom.

you made my day

[Leland Gaunt]

Most weird thread I have ever seen.

Originally Posted by Waarnemer

you made my day

You'll have to try harder to stimulate your mind, which is going to be impossible from now on as the picture that you'll see as you close your eyes will be the chimps of the nearest zoo.

By the way, the explanations are most illustrative and yet there are some images in the first post, it occurs to me that this discussion belongs to the Sexuality, Morality & Relationships forum. Could a member of the Staff move it there, please?

[Breydel]

Originally Posted by Menydh

You'll have to try harder to stimulate your mind, which is going to be impossible from now on as the picture that you'll see as you close your eyes will be the chimps of the nearest zoo.

By the way, the explanations are most illustrative and yet there are some images in the first post, it occurs to me that this discussion belongs to the Sexuality, Morality & Relationships forum. Could a member of the Staff move it there, please?

lucky for me i don't have to close my eyes on moments like that

Originally Posted by Ed Gein

Most weird thread I have ever seen.

it makes you blush doesn't it?

[Leland Gaunt]

Originally Posted by Waarnemer

it makes you blush doesn't it?

It makes me wanna look over my annual masturbation shedule.

[Breydel]

Originally Posted by Ed Gein

It makes me wanna look over my annual masturbation shedule.

any space left?

[Carnyx]

Originally Posted by ewald steiner

Whether the paractice will blind or deform you, I don't know. I don't recall seeing evidence to support such claims.

Actually no, not blind but it gets you deaf as a post.

[Ederico]

LOL, this thread is hilarious. The second image posted in particular, hehehe.

[Breydel]

Originally Posted by Ederico

LOL, this thread is hilarious. The second image posted in particular, hehehe.

why? .. you want to tell us the picture was shaky and blurry to you?

[Susi]