TERRORIST TEST, Take it and let's see if you are one

[Ricardo Reis]

Milfiades' Terrorist Test:

For each of the following give yourself 10 points if you answer YES.

0 Points if you answer NO.


1. Have you ever watched a video of an IED attack against US/UK soldiers on the internet?

2. Do you have any documents in your computer that instruct you on how to make explosives?

3. Have you attended any anti-war or anti-bush rallies?

4. Have you ever left Europe to go to any middle eastern country for any purpose?

5. Have you donated any money to Moslem charity institutions?

6. Have you ever watched Al-Jeezera?

7. Do the neighbours on both side of your house fit the same exact demographic make up as yourself?

8. Are you single?

9. Are you sexually frustrated? (be honest bitch)

10. Are you a male?


Add up your scores. Look below:



















100 Points: You are Al Qaida.

70 Points: You are on your way to being Al Qaida.

50 Points: You are not sure but could be convinced to go one way or the other.

< 50 Points: You are not a terrorist.



Now tell me how all of you scored.

[Savorgnan]

I scored 30 or 40, being not sure of what you mean exactly by "single".

[Errigal]

I scored 50. I would have scored higher but I was told at the Afghan training camp not to watch Al-Jeezera or hang around other Islamists until the master plan is completed.

[meadhbh]

< 50 Points: You are not a terrorist