You two are poor excused for being French.
If I need some "fast" food, I go to any bar and ask them to make a Spanish omelette bocata (baguette-like), Serrano cured ham, or whatever.
Serrano ham
Better yet, Catalan style: bread toasted, a clove of garlic slightly rubbed on it, a bit of olive oil and rubbed ripped tomato, then the ham
Or a brascada: thin layer of veal meat, bacon, onion, cheese and mayonaisse
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