[Marcus Marulus]

The pesky meddlesomeness in everybody's interior affairs, by these hideous creatures commonly known as euro(c)rats, has become one of the most irritating features of the modern political discourse in Europe. They have been issuing warnings against many countries not to elect this or that political party into office for years. This meddlesome behaviour was directed not only and exclusively against Eastern European prospective members of the New Soviet Union (EU + NATO), but sometimes also against "old members" of the EU, like Italy and Austria.

Their little beaurocratized world functions only on directives and instructions for use, as if they were machines and not humans. And indeed, looking at the faces of the most outstanding and the most mediatically exposed euro(c)-rats, sometimes you get the impression that they are not humans, but robots of some sort. They are fake in every sense, totally stiff and unthinking. Everything is fake about them, even their smiles. Because it is obligatory to smile in the brave new world: that is a code for showing "optimism" and "belief in a better tomorrow". It is product of a premeditated effort to behave in accordance with the official guidelines of public behaviour and not of any genuine emotion.