[Timo]

"Viele Schlachten wurden von Soldaten geschlagen und gewonnen, die sich von Bier nährten."
("Many battles were fought and won by soldiers who nourished themselves on beer.")
- Friedrich Wilhelm (Kurfürst von Brandenburg)

"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer."
- Homer Simpson

"Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson

"Homer no function well beer without."
- Homer Simpson

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
- Homer Simpson

"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety."
- Shakespeare, Henry V